| Lord
Gnome is the shadowy proprietor of this mighty organ of free speech.
Reclusive and secretive, he operates at the highest levels of power but
is still always willing to get out amongst the staff with his whip to motivate
and encourage them. |
Gnomey
is the sites chief USA correspondent and resident garden expert. As well
as being something of a Gnome sex-symbol, she is also known as a militant
sex-therapist and zen shopper of some renown .
Catalogs are her life ! |
Gerald
is the Editor of Gnomeweb. A former CIA operative he has, since the collapse
of communism, found peace through toadstool worship. In his 'Uncle
Gnome' advice column, he dispenses priceless words of wisdom to a still
troubled world |
Psycho-Mike
is our Customer Service Executive (his first job since leaving the mental
institution). If anyone complains, or fails to give us a link, Mike pays
them a visit in the dark with his Axe. He loves his work and no-one complains
twice. |
