| Leaked
from secret government archives, these pictures from 1909 show conclusively
that Aliens have visited the Whitehouse. It appears they did not, as expected,
demand an audience with the President to discuss inter-galactic relations.
They had simply got lost and stopped to ask directions. Innocent
though this visit was, the confirmation of intelligent alien life and their
uncanny resemblance to garden Gnomes resulted in a high-level suppression
of all news relating to alien contacts that has lasted through Roswell
to the present day. |
