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Elvis Murdered by FBI Gnome Assassin |
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| How it was done : It is alleged that the wily little FBI killer penetrated the plumbing system of Graceland, wriggled up the pipe and around the U-bend into Elvis's toilet while the King of Rock n' Roll sat there, and stabbed the singer up the butt with a piece of specially sharpened fruit. Death from shock was instantaneous and left few marks which the subsequent autopsy could detect. The Memphis coroner was puzzled by traces of grapefruit around the singers ass, but says he was visited by men in black who warned him to keep quiet. |
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( Note : this is a *genuine* extract from an email found on the internet. Good Lord !!!!!)
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