| What
are Crop Circles - Crop Circles are unexplained
designs that are imprinted over the span of usually one night in fields
of mostly wheat & corn, but they have also occured in barley, oats,
rape (canola), grass, trees, and even snow. They occur in crops during
the spring & summer seasons throughout various regions of the world,
such as in the U.S., Canada, throughout Europe, South America, Asia and
Australia. In fact, the only two countries where crop circle have never
been reported are China and South Africa. For the thousands reported every
year, the vast majority go completely undetected. Most of the complex formations
occur in the United Kingdom and they are also more likely to be detected
because of the country's smaller land mass, therefore a large majority
of researchers head to England every summer to conduct their research.
But worldwide there are individuals in various countries, including the
United States, that are recording the appearances of crop formations in
their respective country in an attempt to learn more about their mysterious
nature. The earliest known formation was in 1647 in England yet, they began
to appear in significant numbers in the early 70's as individual circles
that swirled either clockwise, or counter-clockwise. |
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| How
are they formed - there have been many
theories of how these circles are formed but Gnomeweb is now able to blow
the lid off this closely guarded secret. In the past, sceptics have attributed
crop circles offhandedly to hoaxers without being aware of the complexities
that are characteristic of genuine formations. Until now the mystery has
remained unresolved. Gnomeweb can exclusively reveal that they are the
work of an unholy alliance between space aliens and garden gnomes. In this
rare and shocking dawn photograph you can see the immediate aftermath of
an alien landing in a field. The circular craft (flying saucer) has just
taken off leaving behind the characteristically flattened circle of grass
(crop circle). The gnome whose job it was to guide the alien ship in to
land under cover of darkness, using only an illuminated red pointy hat,
skulks furtively using a big tree for cover. Gnomeweb has sent this
picture to national security agencies around the world who are taking urgent
action. They advise that homeowners with gnomes watch their gardens carefully
for any trace of alien activity, and notify their government agencies immediately
they see any circular, flattened areas of grass |
