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Tupac Murder Mystery - Were Gnomes Involved ?

This is all in very bad taste, isn't it ?

Dramatic Reconstruction of the Gnome'ish Drive-By Hit Team

Gnomeweb Opinion Poll :
The Gnomes did it - 75%
It was someone else - 15%
Who gives a Sh*t ? - 10%

The tragic shooting of Tupac Shakur rocked the music industry to its core. Stories of bitter feuds between gangsta rappers, money problems, and even darker reasons for the killing spread like wildfire. Police were bewildered over the apparently senseless killing until an eye-witness came forward. A teenage girl, known only as M, has been admitted to the witness protection program and is under 24-hour police guard. It seems that she has fingered Gnomes as the killers. From the shadows, she saw two gnome assassins using the wheelbarrow they favour for drive-by shootings at the scene of the crime. Police are tight-lipped about this revelation but say that the involvement of Gnomes has not been ruled out. Music business insiders hint at a powerful and shadowy group of Gnomes who control the rap industry with a grip of steel and tolerate no hint of defiance. Other knowledgeable commentators put forward a contrary theory, suggesting that the gnomes are simply music lovers who are so offended by the appalling rap-crap that passes as music that they have drawn up a hit list of the worst offenders and plan to execute them one by one. Prominent performers in this area of music have recently gone into hiding, lending credibility to this theory. Top reporters at Gnomeweb can report that fear and trembling stalks the music industry today.

I'll start singing opera .. just leave me alone !

"They're coming after me next but they'll never find me"..Eminem

"I know it was those damn Gnomes. I'm outta here"..Dr Dre

We're innocent !

Tupac Shakur : Dr.Dre : Eminem : Murder : Conspiracy : Las Vegas : Tupac Shakur : Dr.Dre : Eminem

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Some Interesting Facts About Tupac Shakur Before You Go

Fact : Tupac's given name was Lesane Crooks. He was the son of Afeni Shakur (government name Alice Fay Walker) who was one of the defendants at the Panther 21 trial.

Fact : Tupac studied drama at Baltimore's School For The Arts, where he rapped under the name MC New York.

Fact : At the Baltimore School of the arts, Tupac met Jada Pinkett, who would become a close friend of his

Fact : Tupac was planned to act in the movies Cool Runnings, Higher Learning, Menace II Society and How To Be A Player.

Fact : As a young man, Tupac also studied ballet and dance.

Fact : Tupac Amaru Shakur was named after an Inca Indian chief, "Tupac Amaru" means "Shining serpent" and "Shakur" means "thankful to god" in Arabic.

Fact : When Tupac was 12 years old, his mother enrolled him in Harlems 127thSt Ensemble. He played Travis in "A Raisin in The Sun" in his first acting role.

Fact : While he was with Digital Underground, someone once shoved a 12 gauge shotgun in Tupac's face because of a dispute over a woman at a Martin Luther King Jr festival.

Fact : Tupac said the individual letters in his THUG LIFE tattoo stood for "The Hate U Give Little Infants F-ck Everybody"

Fact : Tupac said that because of his moms ties with the Black Panthers, the FBI was always after him and his family.

Fact : Tupac wrote his hit song "Dear Mama" while in prison.

Fact : Tupacs first appearance ever was on Digital Underground's Same Song where he raps wearing West African war clothes in the video.

Fact : Kidada Jones, daughter of Quincy Jones and fiancé of Tupac, has a tattoo of Tupac on her arm.

Fact : Tupac was a big fan of Jim Carrey

Fact : Porn Star Spontaneous XXXStacy, who's been in mags like Portfolioand Players has a tattoo on her arm with Tupacs name and the title of the song "Keep Ya Head Up."

Fact : Tupac has a huge cross on his back that says Exodus 18:11 a reference to where the bible says "Now I know That the Lord is Greater Than All Gods because he delivered the people from the hands of the Egyptians when they dealt with them arrogantly."

Fact : Tupac started his career on Tommy Boy Records with Digital Underground.

Fact : Tupac was first inspired to rap when a friend of his was killed while he was playing with a gun. His first rap was about gun control.

Fact : When he first moved to California, Tupac was homeless for 2 years.

Fact : In the movie Juice, Tupac plays Bishop and said the now famous line "Yeah I'm crazy, but you know what? I don't give a f-ck."

Tupac Shakur Personal quotes:

"Everybody's at war with different things...I'm at war with my own heart sometimes". Tupac Shakur in Vibe interview 2/96

"All good niggers, all the niggers who change the world, die in violence. They don't die in regular ways." Tupac Shakur in Details magazine interview, spring 1996.