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For
weeks now the pop world has been buzzing with rumours that bad-boy rapper
Eminem has fathered a gnome love-child. Experts point to the appearance
of a gnome in his latest 'Purple Pills' video as proof of an interest in
the little folk and their gnome'ish life-style, and pictures of a gnome-baby
(see picture on left) that bear a strange resemblence to the rude-meister
of rap have come into our posession. Gnomeweb managed to interview the
man himself recently :-
Gnomeweb
- so, Mr.Eminem, have you ever kissed a Gnome under the silvery moon ?
Eminem
- why doncha eat sh*t and die, muthafu*ka
Gnomeweb
- errr .. thank you ..so does that mean you're not, as rumoured, in a Gnome'ish
relationship
Eminem
- Listen you fu*ker, one more stupid Fu*kin question and you end up in
the cellar with Dr.Dre
Gnomeweb
- sooo...dare we ask...are the rumours about a dear little gnome love-child
true ?
Eminem
- Grrrr .. hand me that fu*kin' pistol. I'm gonna hafta bust a cap in that
Gnomes Ass !!!!!!!!!!
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this point the interview was hastily terminated) |
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