GNOMES
in POP MUSIC
Jennifer
Lopez - Whats Happening with her Ass ?
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Actress and Pop Diva Jennifer Lopez has been working out a lot lately.
In addition to her acting and singing talent, nature has blessed the sultry
latin star with an unusually abundant ass, which many critics believe is
her best feature. Peeved that this portion of her anatomy has been attracting
so much media attention, Lopez has hired a Gnome personal trainer to put
her through rigorous ass-reducing workouts. |
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| WARNING
: Health experts caution against the current
Hollywood fashion for Gnome personal trainers.They warn that, although
the harsh exercise regimes imposed by Gnomes may provide some initial success,
there is a real danger that if taken too far you will end up 2ft tall with
a long white beard and a pointy red cap. |
