Politics 101 Gather round children, and no talking at the back. Sadly some grownups don't always tell the truth. These people are what we gnomes call... 'politicians'. They're very naughty, aren't they ? Luckily Uncle Gnome will tell you the truth about the wacky world of politics, so listen carefully. Uncle Gnome's Politics 101 - time to banish your childish illusions, my dears, and get real ('ish) UNCLE GNOME EXPLAINS War On Iraq - It's the Oil Stupid ! Uncle Gnome has a conversation with George Bush and explains whats going on so even he can understand. Not an easy job at all, but Gnomes like a challenge... Blair Declares Britain will be USA's 51st State What ? You thought it already was ? And do we really need a poodle to tell us ? The Wit and Wisdom of George W Bush - his thought processes laid bare in his own words. Yes children, you can sleep safely knowing the fate of the world is safe in this mans hands.  Uncle Gnome's Politics 101 - whats really going on in the world in bite size, crunchy chunks Question : How do you know when a politicians lying to you ? Answer : His lips are moving "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Jan. 29, 2003