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| .Vito
(named after movie heart-throb Danny De Vito) is definitely one of the
boys. Despite only being one inch tall, he has a bark like an enraged wolf-hound
and an ego as big as the state of Texas. Every week without fail he and
his Gnomosexual 'friend', Roger, sashay on down to Big Gay Als beauty
salon and get the works. When Vito struts on back, every hair in place
and new bandana tied rakishly around his little neck, he even gets wolf-whistles
from husky construction workers. He's a hairy hunk allright. So say it
loud Vito baby, 'I'm Gay and Proud' ! |
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Editors
Note: Vito contacted GnomeWeb and wished to make it plain that he and
Roger are 'just good friends' and that he himself is definitely NOT Gay.
He threatened to flounce away and sulk if we said he was again |
