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Norrie takes a walk on the wild side
.Although she's a lady, Norrie likes to take a walk on the wild side from time to time. Lean and elegant, with her flowery bandana and high-heeled shoes, she draws wolf-whistles whenever she sashays on down to the local redneck bar for a little down-and-dirty slumming with the Gnomes. You can see her in the picture hustling a drink off one of them. But Norrie never lets those rowdy little Gnomes take liberties with her, and when the clock strikes midnight she's off home to snuggle up with her Mistress and tell her about her adventures. Norries a fast lady, but she's a good girl too.
Editors Note: Norrie is a whippet. As everyone knows, whippets can run so fast, even in high-heels, that they create a sonic boom which breaks windows. Naturally, people often mistake her for a jet 'plane
Norrie is a whippet and can run so fast she creates a sonic boom that breaks windows. Honest ..:)

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