Wish I had a red hat
GNOME'ISH PETS
How do I get at this Gnome ?
GNOME'ish PETS
Gerald the Gnome and the kittings pose for a picture
Gnomes like all animals, but its a little known fact that they especially love kittings.  Maybe its because kittings are just the right size to play with the little folk. So whenever Gerald the Gnome is doing a gardening job near the residence of Master Alexander Silver and his brothers Trey Magnifico and Gabriel, he drops in on the boys to see how they're doing. They're a rowdy bunch of lads, and they run their mom ragged at times, so Gerald will often sit patiently by their bed until late at night telling them bedtime  stories and singing them Gnome'ish songs until their eyelids get heavy and they drift off to sleep sucking their paws. The kittens favourite is the 'silk hat' song. It goes ... 'drinking milk, drinking milk, wearing hats that are made of silk'. The boys don't have silk hats yet but they do have a good friend in Gerald. So don't be alarmed if late one night you hear a high-pitched little voice coming from the kittings bedroom. It'll just be Gerald the Gnome. 
These kittings may look cute, but you should see them doing the rabit-kick. They're totally lethal !!!

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