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Gnome Gets Top Job as Queens Jockey
Fancy a bit of a ride then, yer majesty ?
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of England, shown here with one of her favourite horses, is well-known as a keen horse-fancier. She has a stable of thoroughbred horses which she races at major events throughout Britain. What is less well known however is that her recent success in British horse-racing owes much to the extreme light-weight of her jockey, which disgruntled rival horse-owners say has given the queens horses an unfair advantage. In keeping with a long tradition, the royal family never comment to the news media but the Gnome jockey who now  rides the queens horses was more forthcoming, offering a cheery "Bugger Off you Bastards !" in a small piping voice when questioned by reporters outside the Royal stables. 
Royalty : Privilege: Scandal : Princess : Queen : Wealth : Prince Charles : Diana : Behead the lot ?

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