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It would be premature to talk of conspiracy, but it is at the very least strange that we hear so little of Gnomes in the news. While Presidents and Prime Ministers strut and posture across the front pages of our national newspapers, one has to scour these organs of the press with great diligence to find any reference at all  to the  crucial part that gnomes play on the worlds stage. But they are certainly there, and in this section we will focus on the latest Gnome-related news stories and pictures culled from the more obscure parts of the news media. Click on the links below for the hot poop.
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TOP NEWS STORIES
George Bush in Gnome Pretzel Assasination Attempt
Gnomes in Chains - Slave-Trade Scandal in York U.K.
British Police in Gnome Civil Liberties Scandal
Swedish Gnome Saves USA Presidential Election
"Liz Hurley left me for a Gnome" says Hugh Grant
British Foreign Secretary - Gnomes in Politics ?
Duck Held in Gnome Murder.. Fowl Play Suspected
Space-Gnome Dances at Presidential Rally
Gnome Gets Top Job as Queens Jockey
French Death Squads Target Gnomes
Scientific Breakthough Finds the Missing Link
 
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