GNOMES
in the MOVIES
Tom
Cruise - the truth about the Gnomosexual rumours
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Following
disclosure in national news media of film showing Cruise with an unidentified
man and a Gnome sprawled provocatively on a pool table, Tom moved quickly
to scotch the Gnomosexual rumours that have spread like wildfire...."
I have friends who are Gnomes".. he said.." but that doesn't mean I am
one myself". |
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 A
spokes-gnome for the activist group 'Gnomosexuals in Movies' confirmed
that there was no truth to the persistent rumours about the involvement
of the movie star in Gnome-ish activities. "We are a close-knit community
in Hollywood" .. he said .. " and if that lad were getting up to anything
bendy or wibbly-wobbly with Gnomes then we would all know about it. Its
rubbish". Gnome experts are now saying that the film may be faked and the
supposed Gnome may in fact be a small actor masquerading as a Gnome. |
