They
say its the city of romance. Its famous for beautiful women, good food
and wine. Its the home of the Moulin Rouge, Sacre Coeur and Notre Dame.
All true. The only problem with Paris is the French ! God, what a miserable
bunch of bastards ! They can't even shave their armpits but they
think they're Gods gift to the world.Try to get even the most rudimentary
level of service in a cafe and you're asking for some sweaty french waiter
to spit in your soup. Gnomads travel tip is to visit Paris in August, when
the smelly French city-dwellers head en-masse like lemmings for the coast,
and enjoy one of the most beautiful cities in the world without the irritation
of those Inspector Clousseau clones. If you must speak to the Parisians,
never humour them by attempting to speak French. If they pretend not to
understand you, simply talk louder in English until they do.
Gnomad
travel report supplied by Pierre Eiffel-Gnome
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| Uppers
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| 1.
The smell of fresh crusty French Bread in the morning |
| 2.
Its a great place to fall in love (with a non-French person) |
| 3.
Just not being French yourself. |
| Downers
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| 1.
Parisian men all smell of garlic and Gauloises cigarettes. |
| 2.
Parisian women all have hairy armpits and bad teeth |
| 3.
You sink up to your knees in the dog shit on the sidewalks |
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GNOMAD
Travel Report on PARIS 