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Feature Reports from our Gnome Correspondents on the Cities and Countries they have visited in their worldwide travels for Gnome Web International. 
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Paris (France) -Home of Garlic Breath and Hairy Armpits
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London (England)....dirty, over-priced, inhospitable ..and those are just the good bits mate !
Barcelona (Spain) - located somewhere in South America according to our female Gnome travel-editor
Orlando (Florida USA) - Fat-Assed American tourists  in  checky Bermuda Shorts eclipse the sun.
Wish I was Back Gnome !
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