| Gnome
Web is a loose affiliation of English and American web-millionaires, militant
sex therapists, and garden gnomes who come together furtively in the weird
world of cyber-space to share secrets and strange pleasures. The ultimate
goal is world domination before tea-time on Saturday, but in the meantime
we want to reach out and fondle your funny bone. Its a subtle form of mind-control
of course, but you're powerless to resist so you may as well just lay back,
relax and enjoy it.
You
won't find any coherent philosophy in the chaos that is this website
but you will find cutting-edge journalism from our team of dedicated
Gnome reporters covering all matters gnome'ish. Face facts ... theres no
way you can be well-informed unless you bookmark this site and visit regularly.
If you don't the Gnomes will know, and you may get a visit one dark night
from a small psychopath with a pointy hat and a sharpened garden implement.
Its far better to make this site your gnome-from-gnome on the web and dance
with the dwarves. You know it makes sense .....
Oh
.. and if you'd like to know more about our crack team of Gnome journalists,
click HERE
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